Aaaand, back by popular demand(and yes, one person constitutes popular) is early-morning-Saturday posting! And don’t think I would be up right now if I could be sleeping instead. Trust me. But alas, work has yet again called my number and I’ve been summoned to combat the forces of industrial evil and triumph victoriously over the demons of manufacturing. And yep, I realized that that description says absolutely nothing about what I actually do, but it’s a cool job description, neh?

And don’t worry, to relieve my pain of waking up dreadfully early this Saturday, I am indeed drinking my coffee right now. And crunching on bacon. Is anyone really surprised? This is terrible, I’ve become far too predictable. Well, it makes me happy. Soooo happy. And bonus points to whoever can tell me the movie the previous sentence came from. Oh and I just realized another question you may ask…why would I wake up insanely early just to make bacon and coffee when I could squeeze another hour of sleep out of the night and just go to work soon after waking up?? Many people think I’m ridiculous(and I tend to agree), but if I’m going to have work on a Saturday, I like to incentivize(apparently not a word – oh well) myself, convincing my aggravated soul that working on Saturday IS rewarded. And in a twisted kind of way, by waking up extra early and making myself breakfast, I reward myself!

And wow, I don’t think half of that previous paragraph makes sense, but there you go. I may come back at a more sensible hour and revise, so pardon my sleepy writing style. If you can call it a writing style. And speaking of writing, I have been terribly deficient in my literary output as of late. And no, you’re not allowed to question if my writing constitutes as literary. Nevertheless, I’ve tried to write lately, but my imagination has been incredibly lackluster. And my muse, fickle friend that she is, has been woefully absent. SO, if anyone has an idea for a story/poem/essay/epic novel(ok, maybe not that last), shoot it my way and I’ll write something for you! I would try to write something now, but quite frankly, I’m too frightened of how my mind works at this hour of the day to attempt writing anything more than this journal entry!

And I’ve scanned the last few paragraphs and realized how much of this update is actually an update and how much of this update is rambling. Oops. But, too bad for you all, I still want to read and relax a bit more away from the chains of my computer, so I must bid y’all adieu. So enjoy this for what it’s worth(2 pence? maybe??) and if you’ve survived this far, I congratulate your fortitude! And now it’s “Mmmm Coffee and Reading Time for James”. And one more thing…I love you guys. Just saying.